Meet the new iPod nano. Now in nine amazing colors. Dammit.

I’m a fucking guy. A regular guy. I stare at hot chicks, I scratch my balls when they itch, play video games and love technology and gadgets. Those fucking gadgets. They come out every year with something that makes last year’s version so archaic and ridiculous looking. The problem is that things only get more [...]

Our first posting is about porn.

So I get home after dinner around midnight and I catch my roommate still up.  I haven’t seen him for awhile so we shoot the shit.  The subject of girls came up (but that’s nothing new) and I mentioned my glorious find of a new porn star.  I told him it was the porn star’s [...]