Our first posting is about porn.

So I get home after dinner around midnight and I catch my roommate still up.  I haven’t seen him for awhile so we shoot the shit.  The subject of girls came up (but that’s nothing new) and I mentioned my glorious find of a new porn star.  I told him it was the porn star’s of porn stars because she was a young Americanized Asian female.

“Dude, this girl is the girl that they think of when they draw Aime porn”

What’s her name?”

“She’s the hottest Asian porn star that I’ve seen and you know that I’m picky”

What’s her name?”

“She grabs her hair and rides reverse cowgirl style”

What’s her name?”

“I’m trying to keep you in suspense”

This chick is one of those really hot girls that we saw in Japanese import rice rocket magazines.  When I saw this girl live it was well beyond my wet imagination of those mag girls.  I typed her name in the Firefox Google search bar and mapped my destination.

“Asa Akira”

Asa Akira?”

“Yeah, Asa Akira.  I found her the other day and we already went on a date…here she is.”

Ewwwwoh I remember her.  Yeah I found her a couple of nights ago and I downloaded 2 of her videos”

bombshell bottoms 4

And to my surprise he opens a folder and begins playing the intense groin stimulant known as Asa Akira.  I stood there and thought to myself, “This mofo.”

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