When life gives you lemons, sometimes you shouldn’t squeeze the juice over your open wounds.

Relationships come in many shapes and forms, but the one with girls are the craziest. They say that guys don’t know what they want but as a matter of fact, we do. So let me tell you what guys want:

· Decent tits – If they are fake, then pay the extra bones to get the best job done for your frame. Let’s just make sure that if you got a short haircut we can tell you’re female.

· Skinny, but with curves – Please, we all like someone who is fit. I don’t mean the cover of Victoria’s Secret but let’s keep it together and try to remain youthful looking.

· Minimal Makeup – Yeah, we got it that you spent $800 dollars on a little bag to make you feel good but do you REALLY need to put all that stuff on if you’re going to the gym?

· CHILL – Yeah, we get it. You’re the shit. Everyone wants you, needs to talk to you and you’re the center of attention. Now take 2 hits and relax.

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